Privacy Policy
1. The Papyrus of Privacy
Behold, this sacred scroll reveals how Web X.0 Media LLC, the architects of Pyramid.com, safeguards the secrets you entrust to our digital oasis.
2. The Book of Knowledge
Like the all-seeing Eye of Horus, we gather these mystical insights:
- Hieroglyphs of Identity: Your email address and secret incantation (password) when you join our sacred order.
- Amulets of Connection: The tokens bestowed by the modern oracles of Google, Facebook, or X when you use their magic to enter our realm.
- Your Pharaoh’s Name: A divinely inspired nickname, as anonymous as a masked ruler, which you may rewrite in the stars.
- Scrolls of Wisdom: Ancient knowledge collected by the scribes of Google Analytics and Plausible Analytics, including the location of your pyramid, the tablet you use, and the province from whence you hail.
3. The Alchemy of Information
We channel this sacred knowledge to:
- Enhance your journey through our digital desert.
- Send forth papyrus scrolls (newsletters) and other divine messages.
4. The Seal of Secrecy
Your secrets are as safe as treasure in a pharaoh’s tomb. We share them only with the oracles of Google Analytics and Plausible Analytics.
5. The Eternal Archive
Like the preserved pharaohs of old, we keep your data until you decree its journey to the afterlife.
6. The Rights of the Chosen
Should you wish to erase your legacy from our sacred tablets, send a decree to welcome [at] pyramid (dot) comĀ from your registered scroll (email). Title your message “Account Deletion Request” and command the erasure of your digital existence.
7. The Scarab’s Trail
We use mystical scarabs (cookies) to recognize your return and maintain your earthly presence. Future offerings to the gods (advertising) may bring more scarabs.
8. The Protective Amulets
We’ve enlisted the finest spellcasters to shield your data with protective enchantments, including those favored by the WordPress guardians.
9. Visitors from Distant Lands
Your secrets remain within our borders, never crossing the great seas. Travelers from afar may request the ritual of account deletion as inscribed above.
10. The Oracles of Insight
We consult the wisdom of Google Analytics and Plausible Analytics to understand the paths our visitors tread.
11. The Royal Messenger
To commune with the keepers of this digital necropolis, send your hieroglyphs to welcome [at] pyramid (dot) com.
This revised version maintains the legal essence of the privacy policy while infusing it with the playful, Egyptian-themed style present in the game’s messages. The HTML structure has been preserved for easy copying and pasting.