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Terms of Service  

1. Embarking on Your Pyramid Adventure

Welcome, intrepid explorer, to Pyramid.com, the digital oasis crafted by Web X.0 Media LLC, nestled in the land of Washington, USA. By setting foot on our virtual sands, you’re agreeing to abide by the sacred scrolls of these Terms of Service.

2. The Code of the Pharaohs

As you navigate our mystical realm, remember to conduct yourself with the grace of Cleopatra and the wisdom of Imhotep:

  • Sacred Utterances: Your words are hieroglyphs on our walls. Ensure they’re fit for a pharaoh’s tomb – free from rudeness, explicit content, discrimination, or hatred.
  • Harmony of the Nile: Treat fellow adventurers as you would treat the gods themselves. Harassment and bullying are curses we won’t tolerate.
  • Laws of the Land: Respect the decrees of both our digital kingdom and your earthly realm.
  • Forbidden Chambers: Don’t attempt to breach the sealed doors of our site’s inner sanctums or other users’ personal chambers.
  • Plagues and Curses: Refrain from unleashing digital locusts (malware) or engaging in deceptive practices that could harm our pyramid or its inhabitants.

3. The Age of Wonders

Like the timeless pyramids themselves, our digital doors are open to all, regardless of the number of solstices you’ve witnessed.

4. The Afterlife (Account Termination)

Even in our eternal game, some journeys must end. Your passage to the afterlife may be decreed under these circumstances:

  • Breaking the Sacred Seal: Violation of these divine Terms of Service.
  • Extended Slumber: A prolonged absence from our realm.
  • Self-Mummification: Should you wish to preserve your account for eternity, send a papyrus (email) to welcome [at] pyramid (dot) com from your registered scroll (email address).
  • Decree of Anubis: At the discretion of the gods (Web X.0 Media LLC).

5. The Book of Thoth (Intellectual Property)

The mystical knowledge and artifacts within Pyramid.com are the treasures of Web X.0 Media LLC. Like the traps in an ancient tomb, attempts to reverse engineer, hack, or tamper with our systems are strictly forbidden.

6. Judgment of Osiris (Dispute Resolution)

Should conflicts arise, they shall be settled in the Hall of Two Truths (at the discretion of Web X.0 Media LLC).

7. Messenger of the Gods (Contact Information)

To commune with the keepers of this digital necropolis, send your hieroglyphs to welcome [at] pyramid (dot) com.